By Liz
25th February – 2nd March (325km total)
Noting that we are cycling hybrid tourer bikes, with about 20kg on the back, no suspension and slightly too thin tyres; this week was challenging and I did want to pack it all in a number of times. We did make it, spoiler alert, but if we did it again, I would change the following:
- Ride it on a mountain bike
- Carry minimal luggage
- Stay in cabins and hotels
The trail was established in 2014, so relatively new, but thousands ride it each year. You can see the full trail info here: https://www.alps2ocean.com/ we didn’t do the legs as they are prescribed, we did the 8 stages in 6 days but often people do it in 5 (with no luggage and mountain bikes etc).
Here is my review (as a complete mountain biker novice, only just about got used to roads with the back weight). It’s a bit of a thesis, and day 3 was a rollercoaster of emotion for me!
LEG 1 – GLENTANNER TO PUKAKI TURN OFF
We set off early to the helicopter airport at Mt Cook. The clouds had almost cleared, and it was crisp as we cycled the road from Glentanner.

We arrived a bit early but thank goodness we did because no sooner had I started to call mum, we were ushered indoors to receive a safety briefing and weigh in. There were 4 of us and the pilot in the helicopter, and I (being the lightest) was told I would be sat up front! The excitement!! The bikes were hoisted up over the river bed in a precarious looking crate, surely they will just fall out?! Then it was our turn.




Helicopters are such an awesome experience: the ride was only about 20 minutes, but worth every cent of the $135 (each) it cost! The pilot swooped and dived over a canyon and showed us some impressive skills.
We landed and after putting on the bags, we set off along a very rocky path. It was slow going. The mountains on either side of us were amazing. After about half an hour, the novelty of cycling over rocks the size of my fist was starting to ebb away. We then got to a wet bit… I was following Andy and watched him cycle through quite a deep ford. His feet and bottom half of his panniers were submerged. I was worried. I stopped. Prepared myself – and went a totally different way and fell in. Well done Liz.
I backtracked and followed the same path Andy had taken, and then with now wet shoes and bottoms of leggings, we carried on.


We stopped for lunch midway along the gravel road section of the journey. This was not my favourite and unfortunately I did take a tumble, when the weight of my huge yellow behind skidded beneath me. I would learn that the back wheel break was my best friend in these scenarios! No stranger to a fall on the bike, I knew there would be bruising but nothing broken. A couple of alcohol wipes, a good water rinse, and a bandage to cover the graze on my elbow, and off we went.
At the end of the first leg, which was about 27km long, and very slow going on that awful gravel shit, we knew there was a lodge where we might be able to refill our water bottles. On the helicopter, the other 2 people we had travelled with were part of a larger group. There were 3 in total doing the actual cycle but there was a support group who we kept bumping into along the way. They happened to be staying at the lodge, and they offered us a packet of crisps and we chatted about Brexit (of course…) and cycling in general and then off we went to do the next 30km of gravel. The view from their lodge was incredible and they jokingly said we could camp the night next to the lodge, what they didn’t realise was we were close to saying yeah go on then! and it was with heavy legs that we got back on the bikes.

Clearly this photo was before the ‘accident’ – I look way too happy and enthusiastic.
After 3 hours of cycling on gravel, we finally reached the Pukaki Salmon Farms that just a few days earlier we had cycled past. That was the full circumference done, I have now seen Pukaki from every angle and in all weather. No need to come back for a while!
We camped at the DOC site at the Pukaki / Glentanner turn off. The long drop toilets stank, and a couple felt so sorry for us they gave us a Cadbury milk chocolate bar which we chowed down with alacrity!
79km in the first day, nearly 2 stages complete, only one tumble on the hard paths. Not bad at all.
LEG 2 – PUKAKI TURN OFF TO LAKE MIDDLETON
We quickly packed up and went straight to the Salmon shop to get a coffee and some breakfast, with flush toilets. What luxury!
We cycled over the plains to Twizel. Made a change from the road and was an easy pace.




We stocked up food supplies in Twizel at our favourite Four Square, and then headed onward to Lake Ohau. The path joined the road, and it was a quick spin along the canal.
Over the weir and then onto a shingle gravel path along the lake side. The top temperature read 32deg!! It was roasting. But beautiful lakeside views.

The bees were attacking me again when we stopped for me to remove some layers of clothing, so it was with haste that we made it to our free campsite for the evening at lake Middleton. Beside a lake as you might imagine, so lots of mossies and ducks.



LEG 3 – LAKE MIDDLETON TO OMARAMA
The next morning whilst we were getting ready, Andy was away from the tent, and I was happily allowing my duck friends to waddle all over the place. Pecking at things I knew were not food! Surely ducks are pretty harmless..
We brought an orange picnic blanket with us on the trip. Andy was reluctant at first because it was too bulky, but as I predicted, we have used it every day. It is the first thing we get out and the last thing we put away. We unpack onto it, sit on it on the roadsides, and Andy even used it as a pillow… well until today that is. I got it as part of the swag from work, so there is Arup branding stamped all over it. We fondly refer to it as ‘Ove Orange’. Sadly, Ove Orange got pooped on by the ducks. And thus he would never again be used as a pillow.
After scrubbing the blanket off and packing up we set off to Ohau Lodge which was the official end of Leg 3 of the trail. The wind and rain started almost instantly and it became apparent that this was an issue. It did produce the most amazing rainbow though, which I hastily captured on my phone before being blustered back onto the road.

It took an hour to go 7km. When we arrived at the fancy lodge drenched, we were welcomed in to have hot beverages. We ordered our flat whites, and created little wet patches on the sofas. We decided to wait out the weather and attempt Leg 4 in the afternoon, when apparently it would clear. We dried off and had a big platter of food. It was all locally sourced and delicious. $36 for a healthy lunch isn’t bad!
We met others who were also hoping to get over to Omarama (pronounced Oh-marama as in ohhh that’s how it’s said – took us a week..) and they seemed up for the challenge. The profile was up 600m and then back down again. Hmm!
The trail literature told us the first 6km was an easy gradient uphill, steeper for the next 7km until the high point which had 3 false summits. Everything we had read also said it was ‘not too bad’. They were all on mountain bikes though. This might have put us off but we set off and found (surprise surprise) the first 6km was not really that easy, it was rocky and steep in places. I think Andy recorded 11% a few times. The rocks and the weight were not playing nicely either.. concentration was required to keep the front wheel steady.
After what seemed like 20km we made it to the first checkpoint. Now for the climb. I found it tough. After 2km of struggle I was so fed up I decided I would be about the same speed if I got off and walked! So for the last 5km that is what I did. My arm was aching a little from Monday’s fall.
We reached the summit finally. The views all the way up were incredible.


Andy took better photos than me as he was at the top longer. I was a touch moody because of the pushing.. and I was not looking forward to the descent at all. From the look of it, it was tight switchbacks on the same rocky path. Ugh.
The steep part did not last too long. Afterwards it was a dirt track across a field but there were large stones to be avoided. My arm was now in agony – and this lead to the second strop on the side of a road. The issue was that I hadn’t eaten since lunch some 2 hours before, so OF COURSE I was grouchy. Lesson to all, a hungry Liz is a bitch.
After eating and having a paracetamol I was good to go again. Just a swift 9km on another fucking gravel path to deal with (cue singing at the top of my lungs to keep the fear of falling off again away – Andy thought I was raving mad, but did say it was better than the sobbing), and then it was a blissful 10km or so on smooth lovely sealed road. Downhill. What a dream.
We arrived in Omarama and immediately bumped into helicopter crew. The bastards. They were staying in Omarama but had just done the Twizel to Ohau leg. They spoke of the wind yes, and the almost falling into the weir, yes yes, we had that too, yes, you’ll be fine with your pedal assist and your zero luggage, don’t worry.
Arrived at the holiday park. Felt like we had made it home. We showered and went out for a drink. Four square beckoned for a garlic bread and a pizza and we sat in the TV lounge, pigging out on a bread based meal, watching coronation street because it was the only thing on. What a day.
LEG 4 – OMARAMA TO OTEMETATA
All the literature we had read said that the last leg was quite strenuous, it’s 57km and there are a couple of big climbs. So we planned to do that as our last day, and put 2 legs together tomorrow, meaning that today was a sweet 29km and the easy leg. After yesterday I was happy to stick on the roads for a while.
We spent the morning using the laundry facilities, washing all our clothes. We sat in the sunshine in our swimming cosies and puffer jackets. Height of cool.
The ride was hilly and as the track was adjacent to the road we just did it all on the smooth paved surface. I think Andy realised that if I saw another gravel path I would have left him!
When we arrived in Otematata we had a coffee from a roadside truck. The lady recommended Loch Laird campground as it was the most sheltered. We went to set up camp after first going to check out the local shop (which didn’t sell any fresh produce, the bananas were black and the broccoli was brown..) and pub (to buy a six pack of a delicious pale ale) for supplies. We spotted a play park and Andy had a go on the children’s zip wire:


Fail!
We went to the campsite – a desolate park with lots of caravans but no one inside. What an odd place.



This suited us though. Music turned up, beers on the go, pasta for dinner. The ranger popped by and we had put a tenner in the box. He said it should have been $25 but because we were apologetic and said we would pay (the sign was not very clear to be honest!) he let us have the site. Canny do better than that!
LEG 5 – OTEMATATA TO DUNTROON
2 sections completed today. The first leg to Kurow was beautiful. We climbed the hill up to the top of the first dam by our campsite. What a view:



We then circled the lake on a sealed road. Very little traffic. Wonderful. Lots of flies in the shaded areas caused a bit of an uncomfortable moment when fishing out the 8th fly from your eye. But couldn’t complain too much!
We stopped at Kurow for lunch and to pick up supplies, licking 39km off the clock! The next stage to Duntroon followed trails through farmland. There were 3 river crossings, where the path became river bed. Fortunately there hasn’t been much rain so these were dry.
Just outside of Kurow there were signs along the trail: Stop! Wine! 300m! So we had to really..



Another attraction along the way were the Maori paintings. I think most of them had been taken to museums, but the limestone outcrops were amazing.



The last photo is of graffiti that was carved in before the district put in the fencing. I took a photo because at the top is the name of Brian Stacey. Brian is global lead for lighting in Arup. Tut tut Brian 😉
We went through the Duntroon wetlands which were lovely. The pathway took us over little bridges and through planting. It was so sweet!
We got to our domain campsite in a cricket field. It had some club showers and a fully stocked kitchen, so we had our food and went to bed early for the final leg.
LEG 6 – DUNTROON TO OAMARU
A lovely ride today along a decent pathway most of the way. Certainly the best kept off road track of the whole trail.
Firstly we went along the road to the elephant rocks, which were situated midway up the first climb.




We then carried on through the clay cliffs. The road was superb.
Then we came off the road through farmland. And the difference between a good path and a bad path was evident!


Guess who was walking again..
There was a big climb coming up and it just kept going! We thought we were at the top but it tricked us, and the last part was a 15% whopper. At the top the landscape was rolling green hills all the way to the sea! Finally – we could see our destination.
We followed the gravel road downhill (by this point I was pro on a gravel path) all the way to Weston where we treated ourselves with a ginger beer from Four Square.
The rail line from Weston to Oamaru – very flat and easy pathway. One slight hiccup 3km from the finish line: I somehow managed to cycle into a post, jamming my middle left finger between my break and the wood. What an idiot.
But then..



We did it!
Thank goodness for that 🙂 what an amazing trail – what an amazing week!